Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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