i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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