69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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