Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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