508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
In other news, I just burned my penis
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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