I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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