are you still at the devil's house?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Dick very happy bro
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