I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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