its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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