just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
you never un-have a 4some
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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