Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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