she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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