Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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