i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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