Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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