Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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