Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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