I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I am naked and annoyed.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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