idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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