i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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