I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
this just has baby written all over it
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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