Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
