you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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