scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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