I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Randomize
