Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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