I wish I could teleport
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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