My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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