Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
