How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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