I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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