I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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