i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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