Well apparently he's into motor boating.
look no pants
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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