belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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