If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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