KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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