...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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