ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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