honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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