i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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