you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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