There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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