Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just invented taco cereal.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just forgot I was standing up.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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