i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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