You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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