Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Will exercising make me less horny?
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