I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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