Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
