I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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