You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
